GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic